This past weekend, S&N Films completed principal photography for a slamming-doors farce entitled Sex, Lies, and Fish.

Lewis Paglinini is the sole owner of the lucrative Merry Fisherman’s Fish Filet Factory. For years, godfathers from rival mafia families have vied for partial ownership of the money-making enterprise, but none could match Lewis’ price tag: true love.

Then, along came mafia kingpin and respected godfather, Albert D’Auria, with an offer Lewis couldn't refuse. In exchange for a piece of the Merry Fisherman Fish Fillet Factory, Albert D'Auria was prepared to offer Lewis his daughter's hand in marriage.